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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
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That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
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Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:icontheautumnmistress:
theautumnmistress Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  New Deviant
*sigh*I can't really handle children.I'm terrible with them.Also,not all teens are bad,it's just the age and how they are raised.Why I live in a world full of hypocrites and haters?
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly
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:iconkittenpaws6:
Kittenpaws6 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Children are incapable of being troublemakers?

Pfft.  

I remember seeing a story on the news a few years ago where a father let his ten year-old son play with a gun.  The father said to only shoot the ground and left for a second.  The boy then went a few apartments away because he wanted to scare a kid he's been picking on at school with it.  When he knocked on the door, the bullied kid's grandmother opened it and the little punk shot her (I forgot if the lady lived or not.  I think she died).  :stare:  Yeah children-worshippers.  All kids are sweet creatures, huh?

While I,  an almost fifteen year old had my moments, I for the most part just stay in my room and use my phone, practice my art, watch cartoons and anime, and write stories.  At school, I usually just be quiet and do my work (I'll admit, I'm a bit of a slacker,  but I normally get my work turned in eventually and my average grade is a B) and at lunch, I read books and talk to my friends in a classroom about anime and stuff.  

Yeah, my worst offence being a disorganized slacker (who despite this usually gets good grades) who reads and watches cartoons makes me SO much worst than a child who shot an elderly lady because they wanted to make her grandchild miserable. :stare:
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Still, a father should not give a kid a fully loaded gun and NOT supervise him! 
But still, what a dickhole of a kid!
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Kittenpaws6 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah. I agree, the dad should've known much better than to give a kid a loaded gun and not watch over him.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Good fucking god, that kid needs a better parent FAST.
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The-Jammer-Of-Blue Featured By Owner 4 days ago
well ya its truu!!
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TransWeirdo Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
I'm not ageist, I hate all age groups equally. c:
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:iconjeanettefan18:
Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
To be honest I actually hate everyone from all age groups, but it depends how they act. I met some Kids, teens and Adults in my life that were polite, nice and respectful. But I met some who were quite the opposite. People who are rude, mean, disrespectful..etc. Those actually kinda annoyed me.   

A few days ago, I was at a Candy store and this *Adult* guy dropped his slushy and insulted the cashier saying that it was her fault and he started telling nonsense things to her. Seriously, my sister (Who is 4) was with me at the time and she was like, more confused than I was.  The worst part is that he left without cleaning his own messed -_-.

I was at a store with my little sister once and she accidentally dropped something on the floor (It wasn't something fragile) A guy who work there was about to picked it up, but my sister picked her up herself and put it right back where it was. She's 4 and she know that if she make a mess or something like that she picked it up (but if is glass is different cause we don't want her to cut herself with it) and everytimes she goes to bed, she picked up all her toys.  I was raised the same way, and now I'm 21 and quite responsible myself (But there's some days I like beign lazy XD)

 But the sad part is, we don't see that kind of stuffs today, kids do bad things and their parents laugh or ignored ot . When I was a kid if I did something bad I was grounded for life.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What is worse than a 4 year old screaming? a 40 year old screaming. 
Your sister is great :D
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:iconjeanettefan18:
Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
lol true XD

yep :) I like bringing her at the store cause when I said no for something she want, she does get a sad look on her face but she just fallow me without complaining. 
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What a good little kid, omg.
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Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I'm glad to be her big sister :) and you might find this weird (but moslty cool) but my brother and I, both act the same way she does when we were kids. Both of us were raised by our Grandparents (our mom's parents)
and everytimes we went at a public place both of us were calm, quiet and well behaved (e,g: Opening doors to people or sitting quietly at the table of a restaurent). There's a lot of times when our Grandparents recieve good compliments from people telling them how much they should be proud of us and that they have well behaved kids.  
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My older sister and her husband had their daughter 2 years before they got married, and on the day of the wedding, little 2-year-old Jaden was an absolute perfect angel.
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Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Awww cute :D 
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I generally don't like kids, but my niece and nephew are great. They do get loud and squirrelly, but they're very intelligent and don't cause trouble for other people.
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tinywolf4567 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
This problem really ticks me off. I'm tired of people saying that it's sinful to hate children but it's fine if you despise teens. 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ikr
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Splattered-Cream Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
I fucking hate children 7 or under, despite only being 13. (Hah, I'm cursing at this age, sue me.) My brother is a fucking bastard with a stutter, who asks troll questions, mocks me, and is a selfish manipulative hog, among other bullshit. This generation's children is shit. My brother is the main reason for my little patience and violent nature. I fucking HATE 98% of the children I meet. All because of the main bastard in my life. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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splatter789 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
Cursing at 13? Ha ha, me too UPTOP!
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Splattered-Cream Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
WOOHOO!

*HIGHFIVES YOU*
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splatter789 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
YEAH! *HIGHFIVE!*
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:iconsplattered-cream:
Splattered-Cream Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
WOOHOO!!

screw having a pure mouth.
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Kaiawesome259 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't agree at all.
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TechouNoPenki Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
I agree. I don't mind teens as long as they're not being bitchy and egotistical and many teens sadly are. I don't like kids because same thing. They make my ears hurt and I have no patience with them. I don't wish death upon either teen or kid because it's like, I wasn't a saint when I was their age. They'll grow out of it (hopefully).

Nash from WTF is Wrong With You says "When you're a teen you do stupid shit. We all did!" He even admits he was stupid when he was a teen. Even admits when he was in his 20s he did stupid shit.  We all were. Same as a kid, you do stupid shit when you're a kid. You're not a saint when you were a kid or a teen. However, there's a fine line between thinking some kids and teens are stupid or bratty and hating them completely. I don't hate kids or teens. Just hate their snooty attitudes.

Do I ever want a kid? No. As much as I like the idea of maybe being nurturing and caring to a child and having them looking up to you, I am not patient (yes patience is earned in time but only willingly), I rather devote to my dreams than a child (call me selfish I dare you) and as said, I don't want my ears to bleed. I have very sensitive ears and rather excellent hearing. I don't want to ruin my excellent hearing with the screaming of a baby. Not to mention, once you get preg, it's hard to lose the weight and it will make you irritable, heavy to where you don't want to move and tired. Hate all those feelings. Rather keep my thin figure so I can move better and not waste any precious energy other than to what makes me happy.
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midnightlunarose Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Professional General Artist
I agree completely.
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Redfierykitteh Featured By Owner May 29, 2015   Filmographer
I don't hate kids, but I agree with you.
Gosh, I hate those old grandmas who are just like "oh you little darling let me make u some muffins and buy you a billion toys because ur so innocent!" To kids and then to teens they're like, "stop texting and read and contribute to the economy whippersnapper!"
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr????
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snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
Sounds like my grandma at certain points in my life, compared to how she doted on my younger siblings...
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some little kids can be so annoying. Especially when they throw temper tantrums.
Like this video m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…

Whiny little brats who freak out and rage at their parents because THEYY WANNAH WAHTCH TEEVEE!!!!!111111

I'm not saying all little kids are like this. Some kids can be nice. But some kids scream in your ear and throw temper tantrums and violent outbursts.
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TheSmilingCake Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy shit, I watched that video like a month ago while looking up videos about kids throwing tantrums!
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:iconepicsk8r13:
EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr? It's quite funny.
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:iconthesmilingcake:
TheSmilingCake Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Right, I know a very funny video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnP-1c…

This is also about a kid throwing a tantrum, but over his homework.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh.
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:iconthesmilingcake:
TheSmilingCake Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did you see that he is obviously pulling out threats [Only saw the beginning.]?
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh.
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:iconthesmilingcake:
TheSmilingCake Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
What?  Curious 
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NyuIa Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
my chem explained this kind of perfectly in the song "teenagers". here's the first part of the song

They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you.
Because they sleep with a gun,
and keep an eye on you, son,
so they can watch all the things you do.
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk,
'Cuz they've got methods of keeping you clean.
They're gonna rip up your heads,
your aspirations to shreds,
Another cog in the murder machine.
They said, "All teenagers scare the living sh*t out of me!"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.
So darken your clothes,
Or strike a violent pose!
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
But not me.

basically saying how ppl treat teenagers like crap bc teenagers are stereotyped as doing drugs, being criminals, and doing overall bad things. yet it's impossible for children to do that because they're SOOOOO innocent.

hey. i stole an ice cream bar from a pizza place when i was 5. nobody can say children are 100% innocent but teenagers commit all the crimes, because here i am, a teenager with no criminal record.

just because kids aren't well known for doing bad things doesn't mean they're incapable of it. and just because teenagers are pretty well known for doing bad things doesn't mean they all do. 

take my 10-year-old cousin, for example. when she was 9, she took my phone, called 911, and reported me dead. my uncle still thinks i did it and blamed her, when it's obvious the call happened while i was outside of the house. but no, i had to have done it because i was 12 years old at the time, and she was only 9 and "OH SO INNOCENT!!!!"

i'm turning 14 this year and still know that she did it, she was the one closest to my phone at the time.
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splatter789 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
How did you manage to steal an ice cream bar without anyone noticing at the age of FIVE? Last I checked, five year olds weren't that subtle.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner Edited May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some teenagers can be smart and choose not to do drugs. Little kids scream at their parents because they're not getting what they want. It annoys me so much.

Some little kids can be cool. They can be quiet and nice.

But little kids like these
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…
Annoy me so much.
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tultsi93 Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I don't hate children, teenagers or elderies. I hate the person.
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CatnipKitty101 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugggggh, the people at my school are just like this. Screaming and crap. I feel like painting the walls with "If you don't shut the hell up i'll buy a katana"
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Little kids screaming is annoying. I'm very sensitive to loud noises. The little kids screams are so loud and high pitched. Plus sometimes, they scream RIGHT IN YOUR EARS.

It hurts my ears so badly.
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thefloatingpotato00 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
that's exactly what i would do!  and my brothers NEVER GET PUNISHED they break their iPad on purpose and nothing happens! them when they break theirs:"DONT DO THAT AGAIN" -gets new one- me: -somebody steals iPad but gets it back- LAST CHANCE GO TO YOUR ROOM  YOUR GROUNDED!! 
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BlizzardHaze Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Writer
I'm 17. Have never taken drugs, drunk alcohol, slept with anyone or anything like that EVER. I do hate kids, and i know the responses you get. Their horrible. The most common and stupid one i, like many other people i expect, get back is 'you were a child once'. That's a terrible comeback if you ask me.
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LeafMeadow Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed.
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excentricaluli Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
I understand you. I do not like child abuse. it makes me sick when someone mistreats something as innocent as a child and I honestly think parenthood and motherhood must be amazing and I understand why people likes them really the concept its really nice but its not for everyone. 

 I don't like kids its like every time my family shows me a picture of a baby its like "awwww look how cute!!" and I am like "yea I guess so" 

I honestly don't know what I am going to do when my siblings have children I don't even care to play or be around children so yea....I really don't know what I am going to do when my siblings have children. 
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FuryOfTheNecromancer Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My cousin told my best friend that she was "too fat for her bathing suit". And 
said inappropriate (and downright intolerant/racist things) to the Mennonites 
and Asians at a theme park we went to.
But kids will be kids right? :unthinking:  I can't even imagine what would have happened 
if I said those things. Probably would've been punched out.
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I am the eldest of THIRTY grandchildren (With a few more of those out-of-wedlocked bastards) by at LEAST six to seven years. Guess who was the automatic babysitter even when I was still in the second grade and never got paid for it? Guess who had to fucking endure child abuse because I couldn't make the bastard babies stop their screaming? Guess who was often left out of things and cast out and away when the "babies" Were involved? Guess who got their own baby picture removed from the family wall when more grandchildren were born? Guess who gets all the blame for what the eight year old "Babies" do? ME.
When I was six years old my fcking demon sister was born, out of wedlock (Family of whores who claim to be Christian even though they don't act like it, NOT EVEN CHURCH) and if I couldn't make the bastard stop crying, (and babies scream for no damn reason at all) I GOT BEATEN. As in, HIT WITH A FUCKING HAIRBRUSH, SHOES AND SHIT THROWN AT ME. IT got so bad I was taken away and then sent back to my whore-mother who blamed it on her bipolar and depression, but I don't beleive that shit, she was a  lazy whore who didn't give a damn about her children. My aunts and uncles were not ny better..So I have a LEGIT reason for hating those parasitic monsters; they literally ruined my life and are the reason why I ended up in counselling, because some whores don';t know how to take care of  dmn baby.
I am getting my eggs removed and frozen so I can have babies when I WANT To, and that means when I get my eggs removed I am getting myself fixed so I won't have a burden on me if m husband insists on 'doing it' -_-" 
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