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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
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That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
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Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:iconemmathehero:
EmmaTheHero Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Once my nephew purpously pushed me off the couch and got away with it. It fuckin hurt and everyone could tell..
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CharlieDoodle Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kids are revolting.
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shadowfurXD Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Artist
One time at my friend's school play, I was sitting down in one of the seats, waiting for it to start, and my mom gave me fries and a burger to eat while I wait. When I sat down and started to eat, a little kid in my school came and sat next to me, I expected her to ask me for fries, but she didn't. (mainly because she asked the girl sitting next to me on the other side of me who also had fries to give her some) and the girl gave her fries. Then the girl with the fries asked me if i wanted the rest of her fries, so I said yes. Then the little kid sitting next to me started begging me, and bugging me for my fries. I said no, because she already had some. Then she TOOK the fries from my box without asking. And then asked me for more. I said no, again. Then she started PULLING on my hair because I wouldn't give her any. Then she took them AGAIN with out asking me. Then I hit her,lightly. And I don't feel bad about it either.
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LittleLxtte Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
ye hi im here to say that it's bad to say you hate kids because they don't really know what they're doing? they haven't learned right from wrong. or they /have/ but they don't know how to put it into use, and they're still learning. whilst teenagers are just reckless and do as they please while fully knowing right from wrong. (partially, anyway.) 

but i can understand hating kids; just don't say it to their faces. 
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:iconfluffiiwolf:
fluffiiwolf Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They haven't learned because you don't fucking teach them that they are doing wrong. :stare:
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My opinion on kids change. I more dislike them thann hate kids, I just exaggerate by saying "hate". I dislike being around kids, but I would never bully a child. I just stay away from them. I find half the time the parents are louder than the children, and I dislike them even more.
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:iconbatloverman:
batloverman Featured By Owner Edited Mar 16, 2015  New member
I hate children. (well, most of them)
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:iconnyuia:
NyuIa Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
Sometimes I wonder how my teachers deal with us. We're all 13-14 year old hormonal things, some of us 15. Even I can't deal with the stupidity. That's why I only have like 3 friends, they're like the only 3 people in the entire 500-kid grade I can deal with. 
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TailsRox Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Being a teenager is probably my favorite part of life thus far.  I'm not going to have fun taking stuff from a spouse, or being yelled at by a boss, or being too old to remember where the toilet is.  But man, do I dislike children.  And babies.  I hate it so much when children are portrayed as these innocent little fuckers who wouldn't harm an ant.  Even though they're most likely to stomp on a parade of ants anyway.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I admit as a kid I would kill ants. I tried to put them in bubble mixture.
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:icontailsrox:
TailsRox Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
...ass...
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yup...
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PiratePower101 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey guess what!?

I heard a kid whisper to me, "I'm going to stab my best friend with this" and he held up a screwdriver. Brilliant. I love children <3

He started running around, chasing this boy. Oh, children. They're my favourite. I love kids sooo much <3
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow
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:iconpiratepower101:
PiratePower101 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just wanted to walk my dog...

Eventually the children's parents saw this and... They were kind of pissed off- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE A DUREX ADVERT

HOLY SHIT GET IT AWAY FROM ME O_O
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Kimba-417 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
When I turned 11, I became a teen. My parents kept telling me to stop acting like a kid. In reality, we are kids till we hit 25 (frontal lobe fully develops at this age). Stare 
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:icontailsrox:
TailsRox Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
- Hits like button -
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Kimba-417 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
-fave and refave -
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:icontailsrox:
TailsRox Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
lol.
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SkittleMania Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Once you hit 13, no one cares about you and call you a snot-nosed teen, WITHOUT ANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER OR EVEN LIFESTYLE. Heck, they don't even care about your safety most of the time unless it affects them. Yet once you hit like 20 you have everyone's respect again how does this even work

So if you're 12 or under and kill a whole village, shake the finger, put you in a time out, and then give you a cookie. Seems pretty legit to me

~Rant Over~
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desilancer Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And there I pretty much hate children now and babies. I just can't handle them! Same goes for most teens!
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fluffiiwolf Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hate babies, they are the worst! They baw and cry their vocal cords out with a deafening screech, and they shit all over the place, and they make messes with your cooking supplies and draw all over the walls! Same goes with kids, except the shitting part. :stare:
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BDOG375 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O MA GAWD
YESSSS
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OrangeOsprey Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
my friend's little sister killed her hamster. once i was in a very small shop and a kid screamed extremely loud and the parent didn't do anything
my friend gets yelled at when she tells her little sister to leave her alone

Grump 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. 
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OrangeOsprey Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
ikr?
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datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
When I was a kid my mom gave me 20 bucks to hold Then I spend it on a barbie. (We were at a fair)
When she came back she just laughed.... and if I do that now I would get my ass handed to me.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats kinda funny. But still, you could of lost that money. If you were so small and stuff. When I was a kid mum would keep my money in her purse and if I wanted something she would give it to me.
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datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
i don't even remember why she gave me the money, think it was to give it to my sis...
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol thats a fail. Don't give kids money if you don't want them to spend it.
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datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
ikr.Lol XD
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Rainbow-Unicorns-37 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
The very reason why South Park was created.
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bigeyedpanda Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
IKR
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GameluvingWolf Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I would have started a debate 'bout why some of your statements are wrong ((as I think x'D)) but I'm too lazy to type a whole paraghrap. *n*
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha I understand lol
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Observer----1034 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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ComanderSprings Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
When I was a kid I just behaved badly twice: I told my mom bad words because I heard them on the TV. My punishment? She locked me in my bedroom with the lights out for a couple of hours (yes, she really did it!). I was terrified because I didn't know why she did that, and I wasn't aware I did something wrong either... And I was just four! (of course, I apologized). Now that I'm a teen I know perfectly what's good and what's wrong, and believe me, I'd never insult or yell at any of my family members.
What do I mean with this? Well, kids sometimes don't know they are doing something wrong (but I'm not saying they're all innocent), while teens are perfectly conscious of what they are doing. I hope I didn't bore you, this is just my humble opinion :)
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
mum used to do that too XD but not because I said a bad word (I was allowed to just as long as it was only to family) but when I was a brat lol
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ComanderSprings Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
Hahaha
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Metaknighta Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I totally agree with you!
I never want to have Kids, because this planet overpopulated anyway and I want my Money for myself.
I'd so suck at being a mother.

 I hate These Little annyoing brats.
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TheScorpionQueen Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree...plus, I can't stand babies or little kids anyway.
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epicrainbowhusky Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
using
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SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What?! You got the luxury of being in a special ed kinder garden?! That's silent?!

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE FLIPPIN TELL ME ARRRRR
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. For some reason the kids did not really yell, like they somehow knew and respected other kids conditions. Only one kid would yell "MUM!!!" Very loudly but then the teachers would help him and he would calm down. 
He did that once when I said "yellow poo poos" To him LOL
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xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yellow poo poos
needs to be a dicktionary term
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Yellow Poo Poos" was invented by another kid, then most of us started saying it XD
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xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
despite being 13...
i shall say it now :XD:
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay XD
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xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
and we welcome
the lovely comeback
of yellow poo poos
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YUS
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