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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
little-rolling-bean.deviantart…
That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
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Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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TechouNoPenki Featured By Owner 3 days ago
I agree. I don't mind teens as long as they're not being bitchy and egotistical and many teens sadly are. I don't like kids because same thing. They make my ears hurt and I have no patience with them. I don't wish death upon either teen or kid because it's like, I wasn't a saint when I was their age. They'll grow out of it (hopefully).

Nash from WTF is Wrong With You says "When you're a teen you do stupid shit. We all did!" He even admits he was stupid when he was a teen. Even admits when he was in his 20s he did stupid shit.  We all were. Same as a kid, you do stupid shit when you're a kid. You're not a saint when you were a kid or a teen. However, there's a fine line between thinking some kids and teens are stupid or bratty and hating them completely. I don't hate kids or teens. Just hate their snooty attitudes.

Do I ever want a kid? No. As much as I like the idea of maybe being nurturing and caring to a child and having them looking up to you, I am not patient (yes patience is earned in time but only willingly), I rather devote to my dreams than a child (call me selfish I dare you) and as said, I don't want my ears to bleed. I have very sensitive ears and rather excellent hearing. I don't want to ruin my excellent hearing with the screaming of a baby. Not to mention, once you get preg, it's hard to lose the weight and it will make you irritable, heavy to where you don't want to move and tired. Hate all those feelings. Rather keep my thin figure so I can move better and not waste any precious energy other than to what makes me happy.
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midnightlunarose Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Professional General Artist
I agree completely.
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Redfierykitteh Featured By Owner May 29, 2015   Filmographer
I don't hate kids, but I agree with you.
Gosh, I hate those old grandmas who are just like "oh you little darling let me make u some muffins and buy you a billion toys because ur so innocent!" To kids and then to teens they're like, "stop texting and read and contribute to the economy whippersnapper!"
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr????
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snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
Sounds like my grandma at certain points in my life, compared to how she doted on my younger siblings...
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some little kids can be so annoying. Especially when they throw temper tantrums.
Like this video m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…

Whiny little brats who freak out and rage at their parents because THEYY WANNAH WAHTCH TEEVEE!!!!!111111

I'm not saying all little kids are like this. Some kids can be nice. But some kids scream in your ear and throw temper tantrums and violent outbursts.
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NyuIa Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
my chem explained this kind of perfectly in the song "teenagers". here's the first part of the song

They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you.
Because they sleep with a gun,
and keep an eye on you, son,
so they can watch all the things you do.
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk,
'Cuz they've got methods of keeping you clean.
They're gonna rip up your heads,
your aspirations to shreds,
Another cog in the murder machine.
They said, "All teenagers scare the living sh*t out of me!"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.
So darken your clothes,
Or strike a violent pose!
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
But not me.

basically saying how ppl treat teenagers like crap bc teenagers are stereotyped as doing drugs, being criminals, and doing overall bad things. yet it's impossible for children to do that because they're SOOOOO innocent.

hey. i stole an ice cream bar from a pizza place when i was 5. nobody can say children are 100% innocent but teenagers commit all the crimes, because here i am, a teenager with no criminal record.

just because kids aren't well known for doing bad things doesn't mean they're incapable of it. and just because teenagers are pretty well known for doing bad things doesn't mean they all do. 

take my 10-year-old cousin, for example. when she was 9, she took my phone, called 911, and reported me dead. my uncle still thinks i did it and blamed her, when it's obvious the call happened while i was outside of the house. but no, i had to have done it because i was 12 years old at the time, and she was only 9 and "OH SO INNOCENT!!!!"

i'm turning 14 this year and still know that she did it, she was the one closest to my phone at the time.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner Edited May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some teenagers can be smart and choose not to do drugs. Little kids scream at their parents because they're not getting what they want. It annoys me so much.

Some little kids can be cool. They can be quiet and nice.

But little kids like these
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…
Annoy me so much.
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tultsi93 Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I don't hate children, teenagers or elderies. I hate the person.
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CatnipKitty101 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugggggh, the people at my school are just like this. Screaming and crap. I feel like painting the walls with "If you don't shut the hell up i'll buy a katana"
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Little kids screaming is annoying. I'm very sensitive to loud noises. The little kids screams are so loud and high pitched. Plus sometimes, they scream RIGHT IN YOUR EARS.

It hurts my ears so badly.
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thefloatingpotato00 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
that's exactly what i would do!  and my brothers NEVER GET PUNISHED they break their iPad on purpose and nothing happens! them when they break theirs:"DONT DO THAT AGAIN" -gets new one- me: -somebody steals iPad but gets it back- LAST CHANCE GO TO YOUR ROOM  YOUR GROUNDED!! 
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BlizzardHaze Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Writer
I'm 17. Have never taken drugs, drunk alcohol, slept with anyone or anything like that EVER. I do hate kids, and i know the responses you get. Their horrible. The most common and stupid one i, like many other people i expect, get back is 'you were a child once'. That's a terrible comeback if you ask me.
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LeafMeadow Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed.
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excentricaluli Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
I understand you. I do not like child abuse. it makes me sick when someone mistreats something as innocent as a child and I honestly think parenthood and motherhood must be amazing and I understand why people likes them really the concept its really nice but its not for everyone. 

 I don't like kids its like every time my family shows me a picture of a baby its like "awwww look how cute!!" and I am like "yea I guess so" 

I honestly don't know what I am going to do when my siblings have children I don't even care to play or be around children so yea....I really don't know what I am going to do when my siblings have children. 
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FuryOfTheNecromancer Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My cousin told my best friend that she was "too fat for her bathing suit". And 
said inappropriate (and downright intolerant/racist things) to the Mennonites 
and Asians at a theme park we went to.
But kids will be kids right? :unthinking:  I can't even imagine what would have happened 
if I said those things. Probably would've been punched out.
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I am the eldest of THIRTY grandchildren (With a few more of those out-of-wedlocked bastards) by at LEAST six to seven years. Guess who was the automatic babysitter even when I was still in the second grade and never got paid for it? Guess who had to fucking endure child abuse because I couldn't make the bastard babies stop their screaming? Guess who was often left out of things and cast out and away when the "babies" Were involved? Guess who got their own baby picture removed from the family wall when more grandchildren were born? Guess who gets all the blame for what the eight year old "Babies" do? ME.
When I was six years old my fcking demon sister was born, out of wedlock (Family of whores who claim to be Christian even though they don't act like it, NOT EVEN CHURCH) and if I couldn't make the bastard stop crying, (and babies scream for no damn reason at all) I GOT BEATEN. As in, HIT WITH A FUCKING HAIRBRUSH, SHOES AND SHIT THROWN AT ME. IT got so bad I was taken away and then sent back to my whore-mother who blamed it on her bipolar and depression, but I don't beleive that shit, she was a  lazy whore who didn't give a damn about her children. My aunts and uncles were not ny better..So I have a LEGIT reason for hating those parasitic monsters; they literally ruined my life and are the reason why I ended up in counselling, because some whores don';t know how to take care of  dmn baby.
I am getting my eggs removed and frozen so I can have babies when I WANT To, and that means when I get my eggs removed I am getting myself fixed so I won't have a burden on me if m husband insists on 'doing it' -_-" 
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Idontknowwhoyouknow Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Babysitting at six? My younger bro's still whining about minor BS at that time, and you're expected to silence a baby?

...*pats you on the back*
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW. Everyone was having babies when they were teenagers or JUST out of high school, nobody got a chance to go to college, so while they were attempting to put their live back together (And I mean by partying) they wouldn't learn their fucking lesson and kept getting knocked up.
YOU CANNOT SILENCE A FUCKING BABY UNLESS YOU GET ITS VOCAL CORDS SURGICALLY REMOVED.
If them whores couldn't take care of a baby, they ought to have given it up for adoption!!!!
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Idontknowwhoyouknow Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I truly sympathize with you, having such a dysfunctional  *ahem* family.
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
and people wonder why I stay up in my room when 'family' is over. Its not because I am going through the reclusive-teen stage...I FUCKING LOATHE THEM AND THEIR LITTLE PARASITES!!
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Idontknowwhoyouknow Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*nods head in sympathy* poor you, really. I hope you can find a better life someday.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I am so sorry about the stress you went through :( 
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why we need china's birth policy rule, ONE CHILD PER COUPLE (though they do now allow couples to have another if the first was a daughter) I LOATHE children -_-""" if only we can castrate people who fail a license to breed test..
if those bastards had not been born I would have been perfectly normal and still living with a happy family.
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HeavenShipperArtist Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I remember something.

"Stop using your phone and go out, have some fresh air. All of you are just stuck staring at your useless phones doing NOTHING productive."
^ Reaction to people like me who actually just use their gadgets because they want to draw

"But what about him?" says, pointing to younger brother about six years of age playing games on his phone

"Eh"
^ Reaction to kids

wtf
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Tailspin101 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Now I really wish that we could like comments on DA
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:iconheavenshipperartist:
HeavenShipperArtist Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Believe me, I've been wishing for the same thing.
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snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
Like the hypocrisy of my grandma. When I was 5 watching the PBS kid show lineup after kindergarten, she nagged "You watch too much TV..." When my younger siblings were born, and their parents (Dad and Stepmom) took up using the TV as a babysitter, hoarded marathons of recorded children's shows (several technically pirated), at least 100 tapes, and STILL demanding more, Grandma tolerated it with "It's educationally...you didn't watch half as much TV as they did..."
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HeavenShipperArtist Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Seriously? That's just...wow.
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Ajones123 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
I hate kids. Whiny little brats with no home training or common sense.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mostly when they scream or throw temper tantrums.
Like this for example
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…
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Ajones123 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
My parents believed in hardcore discipline. With me and my two brothers, if you screamed or threw tantrums, you got spanked, beat with a belt or slapped across the face. At that age, I didn't know that it was child abuse though.
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Ripperfangs Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
Meh. Being slapped across the face if you act like a shit isn't child abuse. 
(i mean, if it doesn't really hurt you) 
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some tantrums can be funny. Like that video. But that video was an example.
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missfeliggy Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
I dislike babies. They're loud, unhygienic and can't keep their dirty little hands off things that aren't theirs. If attention isn't on them, they'll pull on anything they can get their hands on, usually hair. When they get too close to a puppy (or dog in general) and get hurt/scared because the dog wants to "kiss" them, the dog gets yelled at. Because "it's a dog, it doesn't know its own strength, nor basic human mentality" isn't a good enough excuse.
And when they scream because they're hurt, adults usually say that that's the sound of heartbreak. All I hear is a brat getting suitably punished for getting their fingers stuck in a drawer. Again.
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m-u-r-d-e-r-e-r Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  New Deviant
Same.
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thefloatingpotato00 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
SO TRUE. one time my baby cousin would not stop taking my stuffed animal monkey and barfing on it then laughing...  everybody blamed me for letting her snatch it from me -_-" 
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missfeliggy Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015
That must have been so annoying. Once - luckily, just once - my sister-in-law just shoved her daughter in my arms, because "OMG, it's an adorable baby! Don't you just want to hold her? No need to answer, of course you do!" Ugh. I have allowed her to play with my toy tiger (the one from Winnie the Pooh), but oddly enough my parents insists it's to be kept in my room when my niece isn't there. I don't know why :shrug: That's where it starts getting annoying, because when I'm not around (like baby-sitting my sister's dog, the adorable creature :aww:) they just enter my room, snatch it and leave the door open. And when I get home and see that, they can't understand that I don't want a destructive, snotty-nosed brat in near proximity of my room!
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kumapastrychef Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's awful to say either. :shrug: 
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AveryCipher Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
My niece is allowed to chase and scream at my 7 week old puppy.
If I accidentally scare her, somebody says something about it.
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EmmaTheHero Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Once my nephew purpously pushed me off the couch and got away with it. It fuckin hurt and everyone could tell..
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BruceBannerFanGirl Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Student General Artist
that happens to me all the time. I'm always told that I'm being dramatic, over reacting/dramatic or EVEN JEALOUS!
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Idontknowwhoyouknow Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here, sis.

My bro (who is younger than I am) got away with tons of stuff that hurt me immensely.
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EmmaTheHero Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
sounds shitty.
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BruceBannerFanGirl Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student General Artist
yeah
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CharlieDoodle Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kids are revolting.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL especially when they they throw tantrums
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eH3zQa…

When they're real right in front of you, it's annoying
When they're a viral video, it's entertaining.
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CharlieDoodle Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True.
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EpicSk8r13 Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep
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