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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened:…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior


Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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Rose150 Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago
Go and tell them that teenagers are older babies!
It would be funny. XD

By the way, yesterday, I saw on the news that a kid cut someone with a knife. Fortunately, they didn't die. The kid who did it hasn't been found yet.
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
What age was he?
Rose150 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Maybe 8 or something, but I don't really know, since the person who did this hasn't been found yet.
dratini12 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
ah, i remember when the little brother of a friend drestroyed my room and everyone was "oh, ok"

that kid is lucky that it was a LONG time ago and that he is in another country :iconlederpmemeplz:
mynameisyourname1 Featured By Owner Edited 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
We should never excuse a teen's behavior or a kid's, huh? First of all, I used to know a girl around my age who had Down Syndrome. She actually annoyed me to no end, but not because of what she did. Let me put it this way: It seems a little unfair when, after working your hardest for days, you only get a B+ when someone else gets an A for just trying. But that's not the point of this tangent. The point is that I'm not sure was aware of her surroundings all the time, and as such, things she would do should be excusable. Second of all, a kid's behavior is excusable if they are really young and it's the first time they've done the thing, because in that case they DON'T know better. Obviously murder, etc. is excluded.

Have fun with your tangent!
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Downs syndrome is not like autism. Its very hard to teach these kids right from wrong, and they are stubborn. This is a result of their disablity. Their attituides and bad behaviour is much more excuseable than a childs, because a child has a normal brain, they have the ablity to listen to you when they do something wrong. A downs syndrome on the other hand, their brains go haywire for no reason or for little reason. They did not choose to scream, it is their brians.

The A might of been because of her disablity and her assignment would have been just as good as a normal kids, thus her getting an A for good work. 
PixyRosaChihuahua Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I love your stamps, ma'am.
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Ask-LizzyTheEpicness Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  New member Student Filmographer
this is why we cant have nice things
puplies Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Artist
babies or small children curse - parents laugh or something
teens curse - parents go batshit

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