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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
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That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
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Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:iconthriftstop:
thriftstop Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant
it's not that horrible

I hate children
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 29, 2016  Student
Child worshippers: "BAAWWWW! You won't know the joys of having children unless you have your own children!"

And this is my thought to the child worshippers' response, "And you won't know the joys of being child-free unless you're child-free yourself."
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CalypsoTheL0ver Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm ok with children 6 or up but I don't really like babies. 
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SakuraCrystalKatana Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Student General Artist
((Though, I do hate my past self...))
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Yoshiondiviantart Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My mom always gets mad at me when I say I never want to have kids. She always says "You'll change your mind when you're older!", and I always reply with the same response: "Yeah, no thanks". I do dislike most children. Most are just as loud and obnoxious as what people make you believe teenagers are, though when you get down to it, both have your incredibly annoying ones here and there, and both have ones that aren't as annoying. I honestly don't hate all kids, just the few screaming ones who just always tend to get on your nerves. 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish parents would wish for their kids happiness instead of grandkids
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:iconwitherfnaf:
witherfnaf Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'm 9 i only use comp and yes i'm silent
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:iconwitherfnaf2:
witherfnaf2 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
this is my backup don't report me and don't judge book by it's cover
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OctoPuss00 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  New Deviant
i hate kids , and i have a friend who said to me the same excuses all over and over again.
"u gonna change ur mind when u older" nope i will not change my mind.
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NyxTheDarkGoddess Featured By Owner Edited Dec 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm 15, and I can't stand most people around my age. I hate it though when people think we are all the same and always doing stupid things. I mostly dislike kids because I think a lot of them are annoying (I'm not saying I dislike all of them, I just think a lot of them are annoying).
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BlekitnaRoza Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because you aren't supposed to hate children? Hate is too much of a word too, I'm sure no normal person hates children, they find them annoying.
But on the other part - the teenagers are sometimes inexcusable, being loud, obnoxious and annoying on purpouse rather than babies not doing it on purpouse.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, but I cannot love kids. Whenever I am around them they make my ears hurt, it's my stupid ear sensitivity. That does not mean I want them hurt. Loud teens are worse because they can help it more.

But considering how rude you have been to me lately, your reply is goning to be insults, I just know it. Come on then, let it out.
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BlekitnaRoza Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then why do you hate babies more than you do teenagers? It seems dumbfounding.

Apologies for my rude comments then. I don't mean to sound harsh, sometimes I'm stressed out by other stuff and I just let out the anger. I don't want to make excuses for my behaviour but you know.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I find them equally annoying when they are loud. I dunno what I said at the time I made the stamp, but anyone or anything that makes a lot of noise, I hate them. Not personally, but noises make me feel voilent and stressed, and people who make those noises in situations where they do not need and/or in a place inappropriate, I hate them. Kids screaming for no reason, loud middle aged women laughing like hens, teenage girls, the list is endless. 

Thats fine, its a good excuse. I am serious, sometimes we all get stressed and end up getting snappy at others. It is fine. 
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H123Georgina Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate children too, because they're so fucking annoying and I just want to slap them
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same
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H123Georgina Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm 14 and I hate other teens. They just care about making others feel like shit, and acting like a fucking stupid rebel, bully, and put others down because they have the latest technology. I'm not like that. 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree, teens are annoying, but some can be OK. 
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:iconh123georgina:
H123Georgina Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, like some of my friends. I hate when people my age smoke
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Welp, if they wanna die, they can. 
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:iconh123georgina:
H123Georgina Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That's what I say to them all the time
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Phapha332 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015
I'm 13, why do people hate Teens? I don't use my phone that much, that's a stereotype, and I read somewhat a lot for my standard. Children are sometimes really awful. They act like screaming little brats and the reason they do that is because people worship them so much. I know this one kid on my bus who keeps pestering me by always bugging me to tell them a story or something when I wanna do what I wanna do. Jeez.. that's why I don't want a kid. I wish people will just realize that when they hate on Teens they're also hating on their past self, not just when they're hating on children...
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MistyTheWolf21654 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Well, teens ARE still kids, but I see where you are going.

I hate that too.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You are correct, teens are kids. 

So the double standard is even more hypocritical. 
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AJZephyros Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
because hipocrasy 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:(
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DEER-DADDY420 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
//child breaks plate
//child runs away
"EHMARGHD A BRUKN PLEYT!!!11!
"DID U DO DIS KID??"
"nwo mwommwy cwuswin dwit it *puppy eyes"
"O SHUESH I KNO INNOCENT PEOPL LIK U CATN DO DIS!!1"
a moment later...
"CUSEEN U R GRUNDED!"
"wtf i did noth-"
"L I E S"
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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DiabolicCade Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015   Filmographer
This is why i hated being a teenager
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Thefoxkittywizard Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Basically all i do these days is derp around on Cat-paw-island, Animal-jam, and this very website and try to get good grades. Most kids under my age are absolute idiots due to bad parenting. i saw one toddler CUSS at his mother for not getting him some mickey mouse toy at Walmart, first it was barney, now what are toddlers watching these days to learn CUSS WORDS? Princess Bubblegum Table Flip Emoticon  ( Or how many parents are actually cussing around them and not caring how it effects their child?)
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Kids can be so rude nowdays, and people still expect us to find them cute. 

While I was not an innocent kid, I still threw tantrums to get what I wanted and made dick jokes, I never cussed, even though I knew those words! 
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Thefoxkittywizard Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly, we all sinned as kids, because as kids we didn't really care back then, and it's not changing soon. and even i have acted up more times then i can count, mainly because i was surrounded by idiots in my school and not afraid to express my opinion to anyone, or not afraid to call someone 'stupid' if they clearly acted stupid Peridot~ Meh . and even know i'm trying not to call people stupid/dumb so much. 
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Ihascupcakesfnaf Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015   Artist
the only thing i do is play roblox and do my homework
also to people who say teenagers use drugs and smoke weed and drink and other things 
YES some teenagers do these thing but NO all teenagers dont do that stuff
thats just ageist
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I play video games
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Sarantra-Hikari Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I totally agree. I am so sick of these stupid adults saying they hate teens, oh no, but you can't say anything about their pwecious widdle children!!!! bleh...
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe if Adults talked to us teens more, they might learn a thing or two about us, instead of just glancing over and deeming us as "destructive" then automatically loving a toddler who burned a house down and flushed a puppy down a toilet .-.
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Sarantra-Hikari Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly
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tfwnobf Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HATE toddlers
mostly cause they bug you too much
and also because they are aNnOYIGN
i would know
i was one
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
As a toddler I hated being around other toddlers because they were screaming machines.
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tfwnobf Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tru tho
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Let's just agree that, child or teen, dogs are better.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And that, we can agree on! 
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
(I just started working in a new pet supplies store and I'm SUPER excited for when we open. Customers get to bring their dogs into the store!)
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So lucky! 
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PaperFoldingRabbit Featured By Owner Edited Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If I may comment, I really dislike when people say that hate kids

what they SHOULD say is "I hate annoying bratty kids"

If someone hates all kids MERELY because they are under 13, well that's just dumb.....

And that could apply to a lot of things/people!
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I often say I hate kids as an exaggeration. I do not really hate kids, but I prefer to not be around most of them. Unless they are quiet and well behaved. 
Hating someone for real because of their age is really dumb. 
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PaperFoldingRabbit Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well that's fine, as long as you have justified reasons!


Yeah man, the amount of people using someone's age as an insult is ridiculous >:U
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, kids always scream. Everywhere I go, scream scream scream. I have very sensitive ears. I have hated kids screaming even when I was a child. 
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PaperFoldingRabbit Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah man, sorry you had to deal with that :iconiknowthatfeelbro:
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