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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
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That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
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Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:iconcrashkandicoot:
CrashKandicoot Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
i hate all kinds of shfgyibguyjjhaafz.k
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:iconfrankier-o:
frankier-o Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
if a child isn't well-behaved, i'm not going to worship them. same goes for people in my age group.
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iClubBabySeals Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015
I don't mind children that much, nor do I even mind teenagers. I used to be both of them, and I empathize with their shit-plights. I run on the philosophy of "Act now, beg for mercy later".
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Limelines Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It has gotten to a point that someone (a middle aged adult) invented the "Mosquito"- a device meant to hurt/drive children and adolescents away with very high frequented tones that adults cannot hear because of the hearing ability that decreases with age. And these tones HURT. I walked into a shop to browse and they decided to turn it on. And I have very sensitive ears. Needless to say I gave the person at the cash register a "I am not happy right now" look and told him if he didn't want my money, fine and left. He actually shut it off as I was leaving but I was at that point I was just beyond caring.
We are people too, and we are the future. It's just the truth. Doing this is only going to make us bitter.
What if teens did this to adults? Have you any idea how scandalous it would be? But this guy who invented it is praised up and down.
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viabunny Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I went past those in one of my neighbour's garden's It was supposed to keep cats away but all it did was hurt ears. Needless to say, me and my friend broke it by going past it so may times .3.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, so you are telling me they invented a horrible noise to stop us from using technology?! Thats fucking sick, and a slap in the eye to Aspies, Autists and other people with a disability that makes ther hearing much more sensitive! 
I totally understand how you feel. I too have sensitive ears, to the point where certain noises can give me anxiety for the rest of the day. I also hate loud noises, but it depends on the noise itself. 
If someone did that noise to me I would seriously get charged with assault. Such noises can make me angry. Out of all the things that anger me, noises like that are what makes me want to hit people. 

Fucking old people, hurting us mentally just because we do not live how THEY live. 
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Limelines Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mosq…
It's a slap to the face to all kids and teens....
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can understand why people would use it against vandals, but using it against someone just because they are using their phones? You know, I wish adults would just live and let live, and not practically mentally abuse us (especially us with sensitive ears) because our idea of being social is quieter and more subtle. 
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Limelines Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And then this shit, pardon my french, gets a nobel prize? Live and let live- a motto that would help us avoid so many conflicts. Fandom wars, discrimination....
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You mean, out of all of the life saving things, a device that is as good as giving an amputee shoes is what to an aspergers/autistic/sensitive in general person, got a nobel prize, just because some old bastards (annoying mocking voice)'"deeedint liek deh yungins leving liek dey didz"? 

Excuse me while I tear down the "get off the phone" signs at my school (yes, they mean get off in class, but I do not give a wankers ass anymore) 

the guy that invented that ageist, ableist, disgusting, bigoted and possessive device can go suck his own "golden age" cock and spit it up his own ass.

I apologize for my language, but nothing is as vile as the news you told me. 
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Azurewhiterose Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Wow, that is true. Honestly, kids but, not all kids get on my nerves. Beating kids is never ok. 
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JamieGardevoir Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...Never thought about about it that way.
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DetectiveRJ Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
To be honest, I don't really like teenagers but I wouldn't say I hate them as much as I hate little kids. Teenagers aren't my responsibility because they are at an age where they're responsible for their own actions and can actually use a fucking toilet. There is also no language barrier or this uncontrollable urge to be as annoying and as obnoxious as possible (i.e. repeating the same words over and over). 

Little kids, on the other hand, are just awful and I really dislike how dumb and generally selfish they are. Whilst a teenager will remain in bed or entertain itself in the morning, little kids have no sense of boundaries and will just wake up everybody in the house because God forbid they remain in bed for an extra couple of hours. The punchline is that they turn into little shits throughout the day because they've made themselves cranky by getting up at the crack of fucking dawn. I get that they have the attention span of a duck and need people to entertain them, but get it through your thick skull that people aren't gonna jump up at your command at 5AM, you spoilt little prick.

They also get away with murder. People are always ready to exonerate little kids of their misdeeds by saying 'oh, but they're only 3/4/5 years old' but they won't grant that courtesy to a teenager that may be reacting to stress, hormones or a mixture of both? Fuck that shit. 

If you're not ready to take responsibility for your brat, keep them well away from me until they're teenagers and then I can openly criticise them for being assholes without getting the 'OH BUT U WERE ONE ONCE' treatment.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I 100% agree with you!
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:iconmissmusic93:
MissMusic93 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Student Artist
No offense, but I can't stand teenagers more than any age group.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I cannot stand people in general
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:iconmissmusic93:
MissMusic93 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Student Artist
Well :shrug: okay.
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 13, 2015  Student
Yeah little kids SURE ARE ANGELS AND AREN'T DISGUSTING! :sarcasm:

A couple months ago, I was walking at my own pace on the sidewalk, there were two grade-school girls riding their bicycles. I overheard one of them saying to her friend, "You can't move away! You're not my friend anymore! I FORBID you to move away to a new home!". And as I was walking on the sidewalk and the two girls were riding on the bicycles on the side of the street near the sidewalk I was walking on, one of them said to me rudely, "Move!" and I just looked at her slightly then looked away while still walking at my own same pace and not moving for them. Then the two girls pedaled their bikes way in front of me and eventually they were far ahead of me on their bikes.

Yeah, one of them WASN'T DISGUSTING for saying, "Move!" to me in a rude tone. -_-
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:iconilovethefanficcritic:
I like kids AND teens. I think kids do have a right to scream if they hurt themselves or get traumatized. One of my best friends is a teenager and she's very sweet, she never yells at anyone and rarely gets angry.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course, children can scream if they are hurt or in danger. But if they do it all the time, it gets "the boy who cried wolf" effect.
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ILoveTheFanficCritic Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Well, when I was a child I didn't scream very often
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
When I was a child I hated screaming so much I even told on a kid for screaming nonstop.

they told me "he was just a kid..."
but I was his age...

Then it started my lifelong HATE of screaming children...
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ILoveTheFanficCritic Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
You probably would have hated me if you met me when I was 16. I screamed a LOT because I was getting hallucinations and they scared me.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, the screaming may have been annoying, but I couldn't have hated you, Schizophrenia is a serious disability that cannot be helped at all :hug: 
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:iconilovethefanficcritic:
ILoveTheFanficCritic Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Well, I'm MUCH better now
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I have a friend who has Schizophrenia too, maybe you could help him also improve on his? 
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Oblatios Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  New Deviant
That child. In that photo. I hate... no.. I despise! THAT CHILD. IN THAT PHOTO. DIE.:| (Blank Stare) 
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snowythewolf1987 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I play animal jam, minecraft, and roblox.
my 2 friends that are kids? Well... They play call of duty, assassins creed, and grand theft auto.
also they actually cuss.
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snowythewolf1987 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Kids become teens. I'm a teen. Now people hate me...
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DaCoolStuffz Featured By Owner Edited Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Some children and teens sometimes are immature-.- Same w/ adults. My little brother is a 7 year old kid. He breaks my things, fights with me all the FUCKING TIME, he blames on me whenever i tell my mom or dad what he did and guess what? My dad uses the same damned excuse "he's just a kid!!1!" im so glad my mom doesnt use that. She punishes my brother for several days.
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theautumnmistress Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  New Deviant
*sigh*I can't really handle children.I'm terrible with them.Also,not all teens are bad,it's just the age and how they are raised.Why I live in a world full of hypocrites and haters?
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly
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:icontheautumnmistress:
theautumnmistress Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  New Deviant
My dad's hypocrisy,funny and confusing.Anyone's else,just as confusing and facepalm worthy.
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Kittenpaws6 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Children are incapable of being troublemakers?

Pfft.  

I remember seeing a story on the news a few years ago where a father let his ten year-old son play with a gun.  The father said to only shoot the ground and left for a second.  The boy then went a few apartments away because he wanted to scare a kid he's been picking on at school with it.  When he knocked on the door, the bullied kid's grandmother opened it and the little punk shot her (I forgot if the lady lived or not.  I think she died).  :stare:  Yeah children-worshippers.  All kids are sweet creatures, huh?

While I,  an almost fifteen year old had my moments, I for the most part just stay in my room and use my phone, practice my art, watch cartoons and anime, and write stories.  At school, I usually just be quiet and do my work (I'll admit, I'm a bit of a slacker,  but I normally get my work turned in eventually and my average grade is a B) and at lunch, I read books and talk to my friends in a classroom about anime and stuff.  

Yeah, my worst offence being a disorganized slacker (who despite this usually gets good grades) who reads and watches cartoons makes me SO much worst than a child who shot an elderly lady because they wanted to make her grandchild miserable. :stare:
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Still, a father should not give a kid a fully loaded gun and NOT supervise him! 
But still, what a dickhole of a kid!
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:iconkittenpaws6:
Kittenpaws6 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Yeah. I agree, the dad should've known much better than to give a kid a loaded gun and not watch over him.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Good fucking god, that kid needs a better parent FAST.
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The-Jammer-Of-Blue Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
well ya its truu!!
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TransWeirdo Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
I'm not ageist, I hate all age groups equally. c:
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Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
To be honest I actually hate everyone from all age groups, but it depends how they act. I met some Kids, teens and Adults in my life that were polite, nice and respectful. But I met some who were quite the opposite. People who are rude, mean, disrespectful..etc. Those actually kinda annoyed me.   

A few days ago, I was at a Candy store and this *Adult* guy dropped his slushy and insulted the cashier saying that it was her fault and he started telling nonsense things to her. Seriously, my sister (Who is 4) was with me at the time and she was like, more confused than I was.  The worst part is that he left without cleaning his own messed -_-.

I was at a store with my little sister once and she accidentally dropped something on the floor (It wasn't something fragile) A guy who work there was about to picked it up, but my sister picked her up herself and put it right back where it was. She's 4 and she know that if she make a mess or something like that she picked it up (but if is glass is different cause we don't want her to cut herself with it) and everytimes she goes to bed, she picked up all her toys.  I was raised the same way, and now I'm 21 and quite responsible myself (But there's some days I like beign lazy XD)

 But the sad part is, we don't see that kind of stuffs today, kids do bad things and their parents laugh or ignored ot . When I was a kid if I did something bad I was grounded for life.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What is worse than a 4 year old screaming? a 40 year old screaming. 
Your sister is great :D
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:iconjeanettefan18:
Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
lol true XD

yep :) I like bringing her at the store cause when I said no for something she want, she does get a sad look on her face but she just fallow me without complaining. 
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What a good little kid, omg.
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Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I'm glad to be her big sister :) and you might find this weird (but moslty cool) but my brother and I, both act the same way she does when we were kids. Both of us were raised by our Grandparents (our mom's parents)
and everytimes we went at a public place both of us were calm, quiet and well behaved (e,g: Opening doors to people or sitting quietly at the table of a restaurent). There's a lot of times when our Grandparents recieve good compliments from people telling them how much they should be proud of us and that they have well behaved kids.  
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EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My older sister and her husband had their daughter 2 years before they got married, and on the day of the wedding, little 2-year-old Jaden was an absolute perfect angel.
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Jeanettefan18 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Awww cute :D 
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:iconeclairrose:
EclairRose Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I generally don't like kids, but my niece and nephew are great. They do get loud and squirrelly, but they're very intelligent and don't cause trouble for other people.
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tinywolf4567 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
This problem really ticks me off. I'm tired of people saying that it's sinful to hate children but it's fine if you despise teens. 
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