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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
little-rolling-bean.deviantart…
That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
:iconfacepalmplz:

Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:iconorangeosprey:
OrangeOsprey Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
my friend's little sister killed her hamster. once i was in a very small shop and a kid screamed extremely loud and the parent didn't do anything
my friend gets yelled at when she tells her little sister to leave her alone

Grump 
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. 
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:iconorangeosprey:
OrangeOsprey Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
ikr?
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:icondatoneanimegirl:
datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member Student Digital Artist
When I was a kid my mom gave me 20 bucks to hold Then I spend it on a barbie. (We were at a fair)
When she came back she just laughed.... and if I do that now I would get my ass handed to me.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats kinda funny. But still, you could of lost that money. If you were so small and stuff. When I was a kid mum would keep my money in her purse and if I wanted something she would give it to me.
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:icondatoneanimegirl:
datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Student Digital Artist
i don't even remember why she gave me the money, think it was to give it to my sis...
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol thats a fail. Don't give kids money if you don't want them to spend it.
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:icondatoneanimegirl:
datoneanimegirl Featured By Owner 22 hours ago  New member Student Digital Artist
ikr.Lol XD
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:iconrainbow-unicorns-37:
Rainbow-Unicorns-37 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Filmographer
The very reason why South Park was created.
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:iconbigeyedpanda:
bigeyedpanda Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
IKR
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:icongameluvingwolf:
GameluvingWolf Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I would have started a debate 'bout why some of your statements are wrong ((as I think x'D)) but I'm too lazy to type a whole paraghrap. *n*
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha I understand lol
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:iconobserver----1034:
Observer----1034 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconcomandersprings:
ComanderSprings Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
When I was a kid I just behaved badly twice: I told my mom bad words because I heard them on the TV. My punishment? She locked me in my bedroom with the lights out for a couple of hours (yes, she really did it!). I was terrified because I didn't know why she did that, and I wasn't aware I did something wrong either... And I was just four! (of course, I apologized). Now that I'm a teen I know perfectly what's good and what's wrong, and believe me, I'd never insult or yell at any of my family members.
What do I mean with this? Well, kids sometimes don't know they are doing something wrong (but I'm not saying they're all innocent), while teens are perfectly conscious of what they are doing. I hope I didn't bore you, this is just my humble opinion :)
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
mum used to do that too XD but not because I said a bad word (I was allowed to just as long as it was only to family) but when I was a brat lol
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:iconcomandersprings:
ComanderSprings Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015
Hahaha
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:iconmetaknighta:
Metaknighta Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I totally agree with you!
I never want to have Kids, because this planet overpopulated anyway and I want my Money for myself.
I'd so suck at being a mother.

 I hate These Little annyoing brats.
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:iconthescorpionqueen:
TheScorpionQueen Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree...plus, I can't stand babies or little kids anyway.
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:iconepicrainbowhusky:
epicrainbowhusky Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
using
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:iconsporediatrymisss:
SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What?! You got the luxury of being in a special ed kinder garden?! That's silent?!

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE FLIPPIN TELL ME ARRRRR
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. For some reason the kids did not really yell, like they somehow knew and respected other kids conditions. Only one kid would yell "MUM!!!" Very loudly but then the teachers would help him and he would calm down. 
He did that once when I said "yellow poo poos" To him LOL
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xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yellow poo poos
needs to be a dicktionary term
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
"Yellow Poo Poos" was invented by another kid, then most of us started saying it XD
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:iconxxxflyingpotatoesxxx:
xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
despite being 13...
i shall say it now :XD:
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay XD
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:iconxxxflyingpotatoesxxx:
xXXFlyingPotatoesXXx Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
and we welcome
the lovely comeback
of yellow poo poos
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
YUS
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:iconsporediatrymisss:
SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yellow poo poops? Aahahah the stuff kids say xD

I remember when I saw a black man for the first time.
"Mom, why is that guy so dirty?"
Literally what I said. The worst part is that he understood russian.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup XD

LOL THATS SO FUNNY XD

remember Gordon from Sesame Street? Well, I used to love Trash Gordon. I would make racist jokes at a very young age because of that XD I did not hate black people, I would just make jokes about them, comparing them to Trash Gordon from Sesame Street. 
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:iconsporediatrymisss:
SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol whut xD That's priceless! :rofl:
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:iconeastzombie:
EastZombie Featured By Owner Edited Jan 17, 2015
Personally, I've heard far more people shout (yes, shout) about how they hate children than how they hate teenagers. Both forms of hatred (towards children and/or towards teenagers) are annoying to listen to, generally based on generalisations (HAHA see what I did there? It's funny because I'm a hypocrite), and are at times irrational.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
true
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:iconsnubbuii:
snubbuII Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
if i did something bad as a kid, i didn't get away with it! my mom would scream at me and send me to the corner. once i said a bad word when i was little. my mom screamed at me and told me never to say it again. if the child is well behaved, i have no problem. but as soon as they are little brats who can't understand common phrases, they are annoying. like my little cousin, for example. thanks to him, i don't have a tablet anymore. he was playing games on it, my uncle said he is "such a good boy" and "deserves this". so, i installed a yo gabba gabba app and let him play. he then started to THROW IT ON THE GROUND. he's three and the size that i was when i was five. so he was throwing it to the ground with the force of a five-year-old, considering that i was average sized. and later, what do you know, it broke. i shout at my cousin 24/7 because he's so misbehaved. my uncle always tells me "BAWWWWWWWWW HES JUST A CHILD Y U SO MEEN ;( BOO HOOOO" so i tell him, "your child is a freaking jerk who decides to throw our dog's chain collar at my mom's head, break our screen doors, and wreck my tablet! i have no reason to be nice to him!" there are reasons that i don't like my mom's side of the family, my cousin and uncle are just some of the reasons .-.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I am glad my baby cousin is not like that.... Yet. 
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snubbuII Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  New member Student Digital Artist
he's the devil, pretty much.
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:iconalyssa-damour:
Alyssa-damour Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Professional General Artist
My dad hates teenagers... but he loved me as a kid, and loves my step nephew and step niece to the ends of the earth. I've been nothing but 'angelic' since my teen years knowing how he'd be if I was anything less. However, despite me being a horrible child and much more agreeable teen, he still says he hates teenagers. What did I do? That's just it, nothing. I think his and his other childrens' bad experiences are tinting his impression on me, and I think think it's fair.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
And he would wonder why I hate children. They get kiss ass for being short and unhygienic, but I get shit simply because I grew up like any normal fucking snotball child! 
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Alyssa-damour Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Professional General Artist
I don't think it's that they hate teenagers. I think they hate themselves when they were teenagers. meanwhile, I hated myself as a kid, and as a spin on that, I'll probably be better at parenting a teen than a child if I ever have any.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats true
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:iconthetankmoment:
thetankmoment Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Used. This is ridiculous.

And as for hating my younger self, I was a contrived, psychopathic idiot, so I actually have a reason to hate past me.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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:iconthat-random-person10:
That-Random-Person10 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 11, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I saw a video on AFV before. It was a grumpy kid and his parents were recording him. Later he got so fed up, he said f- off to them. That kid may have been 5-7. And the parents laughed. Now if a teen did that: YOU ARE GROUNDED DONT TALK BACK TO ME!!!!
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Too true
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:iconnerdywolf123:
NerdyWolf123 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes being a teenager is hard with all the bullshott
dramaand all the other fucking stuff
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
With a lot of us getting puberty, we can act strange due to it. Not an excuse for bad behaviour but it's hard enough being a teen without these prudes saying how oh so horrible we are for not being short unhygienic brats who cry when they poop and poop when they cry or not being 500 years old on a walking stick eating prunes.
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:iconnerdywolf123:
NerdyWolf123 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yea lol
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Skullkittenz21 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate kids. They run around act like their cute for a second,and be a total bitch who shit in their pants the next. I'm pretty neutral with teens.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same
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:iconrockyrailroad578:
Rockyrailroad578 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Everyone does horrible things at some point.
Nobody is perfect.
I don't care how old you are.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed
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