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Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean Wahh kids r gods gifts teens are satan1!1! by Little-rolling-bean
"WAHH WAHH TEENS SUCK THEY ALL TAKE DRUGS AND ROB STORES OMG I WANNA KILL EACH ONE I SEE1!1!!"
Response they get:
"Yah! I agree! When I was their age..."
"I wish teenagers would read instead of use their phones!"
"Fuck all of them!"

"I don't like children, their screams make my ears hurt. I am never having them."
Response they get:
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"
"You are a disgusting human being! Children are the future!"
"You are hating on your past self!"

There is this one little brat who is worshipping babies who is currently stalking my stamps saying shit like "it is the uploaders fault for uploading something horrible, not the mothers or the childs!" and being utterly rude just because she disagrees with me. She fails to even look at the description since she asks questions that I already said the answers to. She will come here I bet and not even notice I am talking about her since she never looks at the bloody description and say some bullshit again. I fucking predict it, I am magical.

Ugh, I fucking hate how people stereotype us teens and then worship babies no matter what the fuck they do. As I always say:

If a teen were to accidentally break a vase he would get grounded.
But if a 5 year old were to PICK IT UP, and THROW it on the floor on purpose he would get away with it.

We just are not cute enough are we? Maybe if I drew on the walls and screamed in your fucking ear I would be loved? Hm? :stare:

Not all teens go around and take drugs or drink alcohol. Instead I play fucking Animal Jam and work on my literature. How horrible of me. It is just as bad as me saying all children are loud and annoying.

"But children do not know what they are doing!"
That is because you never ever fucking tell them that what they are doing is bad and excuse their shitty behavior with that "they r just kidz!!1". At this rate the next generation will be even shittier than this one. Have fun building a shitty child that will grow into the shitty teenager you hate so much.

"But baww you are hating on your past self!"
AND YOU WERE NEVER A TEEN IN THE PAST!?

"But teens are bratty and try to kill people, kids just sit there and be all KAWAII!1!"
little-rolling-bean.deviantart…
That article may not be true, but it is not the first time this has happened: www.crimelibrary.com/notorious…
Now this one there is a true story. I saw it on TV and was absolutely disgusted plot twist: the mother of the 10 year olds fucking forgave them :stare:

"Teens know what they are doing!"
We should never excuse a teenagers behavior, that is true. But we should also never excuse a child's behavior

"AGEIST!1"
:iconfacepalmplz:

Do I hate kids? Yes. It depends. Mostly I do, because mostly when I am around them they make my ears hurt. And let me tell you, my ears are so sensitive I had to be at a special ed kindergarden. Some people have it worse than me, with one disability where they cannot stand a spoon dropping. Do you expect people like that to tolerate and love kids so much?

Do I hate teens? Yes. It depends also. Just immature ones.

But that does not mean I support child abuse. I swear I would take my own life if it meant child abuse would leave the world forever. I wanna adopt an orphan (one out of the screaming stage) because they deserve a life just like the other kids, full of love and comfort. In fact, I want to own my own orphanage where we treat each other like family and there is a pool as well as maybe having a fundraiser to help mothers raise their accident or rape babies instead of aborting them or giving them up for adoption.

But despite all that, I do not worship children, I am still therefore a horrible person that should be burnt at the stake. Oh yes, and being a teenager adds to the reason why people hate me so much.

If it is okay for you to be nasty about teenagers, it should be okay for me to NOT kiss a kids fucking ass! Also, you are not much of a child lover if you suddenly hate them when they turn 13 as if you only love them for their age. Omg it sounds a little pedophiliac doesn't it?

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:iconvalgal15:
valgal15 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant
Hey, wanna hear somethin I learned?


When an older kid so much as TALKS BACK to somebody, that means they're being spoiled brats. However, when little kids cry and scream about little things, it's NOT spoiled, they're just "BEENG DEMZELFZZZ," and that "THEAR JOZTT LITLLE!" 

I learned that from my mom one day.

So totally FAIR to EVERYONE, huh? It's TOTALLY fair to US OLDER KIDS. What, are we just not cute or precious enough for ya?! Huh? Is THAT A problem?!

Maybe if I cried and screamed and kicked my legs over not sitting in the seat I wanted to sit in while in the car, maybe THEN You'd love me a little more?





Idiots...... My mom is not an idiot, just the other people that say that bull.......
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree omg. When us teens defend ourselves from injustices, we get shit. But it is fine for a toddler to scream like a little shit. It is insulting! 

I know exactly how you feel. 
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:iconvalgal15:
valgal15 Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New Deviant
Hmm! Glad someone agrees!
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:iconsonicfan19912:
Sonicfan19912 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016
I cant stand shitty parenting in general
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
same
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Slimey-Slime Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2016  New Deviant
"WHAT?! YOU HATE CHILDREN?! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF MY TODDLER AND SAY YOU HATE HIM!1!1!11111"

He's not going to be so cute once he grows up Lenny Face 
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:iconpocketsizedoreo:
pocketsizedoreo Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Student Photographer
It's bad if you hate on all of them just because of that one child who is annoying.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah true
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Violet-Illusions Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016
people who hate on teens disgust me sooo bad ^^' it's the stupidest thing, it really is. adults have no respect or care for teens at all, but expect every teen to asically worship at their feet and somehow be perfect to them :/
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You are correct
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Ph1n3a5and77 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Children are the future, teens are lazy cunts"

And then when those children become teens, the script is flipped and they throw the "FUCK TEENZ" to them....
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup .-.
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:iconpastelgazelle:
pastelgazelle Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am socially awkward around kids because I don't know how to act around them but I don't mind them most of the time. If they scream too much or if they're bratty then I think they're annoying.

I only hate the irresponsible teens. For example, someone I know always used to break the school rules and then blame it on the teachers. She also didn't listen very well to her parents and she called them abusive when they yelled at her for not doing as she was told. She cakes on wayy too much makeup and she listens to slutty music and she dresses slutty too. She has a bad attitude. She's only 15.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree. Anything you do or say can make them scream, and I am scared of getting glares over something I did not know would offended a damn toddler.

I hate most teenagers, but not all of them. 
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JustaRandomGourgeist Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love my niece but it's hard for me to get used to her crying for multiple reasons
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:iconbloodyharpy:
BloodyHarpy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank god my nephew is not noisy. ._.
I hate little children.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
My cousins are louder than my second nephew. Seriously, they make loud, awful noises to him and he just looks at them like this :stare:
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BloodyHarpy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just hate children so much it's already funny. 
Luckily my sister knows how to raise a child. The little one is polite, always thinks of others first and never screams or yells....
But I still despise the thought of having kids myself. : P
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I just do not like kids. I do not find them funny, cute or charming. But I do find SOME children those things. 
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:iconbloodyharpy:
BloodyHarpy Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Too bad children like these are the minority.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
True
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Venelebat Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm gonna start by introducing myself...

I'm 17.  I've never taken illegal drugs nor have I had sex or even come close to doing so.  I [think] I behave better than most other teenagers and I usually talk politely to strangers and all that... but I still sometimes feel like a failure.

People do still sometimes think I'm cute but usually they only say that after they laugh at me when I say something completely serious and I hate that.  I wanna be treated my own age even if I don't look it.  But there are times that I hear someone complain about teenagers... and it literally makes no sense.  Some of these people (like my own parents) assume I'd do anything for sex and drugs.  My parents (or at least my dad) even told me they don't think they'd trust me if I said I was raped...
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, your parents sound neglectful... 
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:iconvenelebat:
Venelebat Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.  Well to be honest we all have trust issues with each other anyway I guess...
I'm sad because I trust my internet friends more sometimes and I'm not supposed to.
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Mayahzdog09 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 16, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Im 13, I dont do drugs or rob banks. I do hate it when people my age smoke. People are so stupid. When someone says "I dont like kids" people are like "WAHHHHHH LOOK AT MAH 7 YEAR OLD WHEN HE WAZ A LIL NUGGET AND SAY U H8 HIM!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!". And people hate teenagers. Well excuse me for growing up.
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Galactic-Licorice Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I honestly don't hate either. I just hate annoying people IN GENERAL, regardless of age.
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Phapha332 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016
I don't get it. Why do teens get so much hate anyway? There are some awesome people that I know of, they're also teens. I'M also a teen. Sure, I'm a sort of a crappy child, but hating on all teens... it's sad. It almost makes me sorry for giving them a bad impression.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree. 
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:iconphapha332:
Phapha332 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016
Yeah... I think that children are a tad overrated, with all those people just letting them get away with ANYTHING because why? "They are kids, they don't know what they're doing." Wow... kids are human beings too because THEY CAN THINK.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Dogs do not know what they are doing. These people are implying that kids are as 'dumb' as dogs. 
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MlXJ3STlC Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Well LOOK AT ME, I'M A TEEN--
And I don't do those bad things, I mean what some haters would say
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GreenGoku912 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 18, 2016
"TINS R DIZGUSTING DEY TAEK DROGS N BLALBALBALBALBLA"
Response:
"YEH DEY SHULD DIE IM PUTING A DETH THRET ON DEM AZZEZ"
WAIT NO IT'S JUST SARC-
"DEY R STOOPID DEY SHULD DU BORING SHET INSTED OF USING DEY PHONZ!!11"
Dafuq? that's stupid, let the-
"DEY R MODERFAKERS! I H8 DEM!!!!1111 *unknown gibberish*"
Know what? i'l shoot myself in the head.


"Duh, i don't like kids, they blow my ears up when they scream like hel-"
Response:
"BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW U H8 KEDS LUK AT DIS PHOTO OF THIS FGT AND SEY U H8 HIM!!111 BAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
I hate you, kid.
"FAK U!!!1111!!! CHULDRUN R FOOTOOR!!!1112121 BAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!1111"
The "future" will make it shittier than now, fag.
"UR H8NG IN UR PEST SULF BAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!111111"
lol them come and fight me :lolfalconpunch: AND YOU ARE HATING IN YOUR PAST SELF TOO
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL too accurate! 
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:icongreengoku912:
GreenGoku912 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2016
:mlgmontage: :epilepsy: :shrek: :rainbowfrog: R.I.P Illuminati 
illuminaticonfirmed% accurate ikr


dont ask why i put those here
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:iconalexiaxsnowball:
AlexiaXSnowball Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's my mom tells me sometimes (The title) -_-
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
wow
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:iconmental--wolf:
Mental--Wolf Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hate kids. I HATE them.
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:iconusernametaken9:
UsernameTaken9 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't get to the second article >.<
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:iconisabellagraces:
IsabellaGraceS Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I only hate the children that are selfish, only use "your mom" as a comeback, love to be little *****, and things like that.
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:iconlittle-rolling-bean:
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
those are the worst
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:iconthriftstop:
thriftstop Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016
it's not that horrible

I hate children
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:iconfemalejester1212:
FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 29, 2016  Student
Child worshippers: "BAAWWWW! You won't know the joys of having children unless you have your own children!"

And this is my thought to the child worshippers' response, "And you won't know the joys of being child-free unless you're child-free yourself."
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:iconcalypsothel0ver:
CalypsoTheL0ver Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm ok with children 6 or up but I don't really like babies. 
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purpleguyandpinkie Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Student Artist
same
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SakuraCrystalKatana Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Student General Artist
((Though, I do hate my past self...))
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:iconsailorshadey:
sailorshadey Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2016
same
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:iconkittenpaws6:
Kittenpaws6 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2016  Student General Artist
Who doesn't?  
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:iconpurpleguyandpinkie:
purpleguyandpinkie Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Student Artist
i feel you
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AlexiaXSnowball Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel ya brah ;-;
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Yoshiondiviantart Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My mom always gets mad at me when I say I never want to have kids. She always says "You'll change your mind when you're older!", and I always reply with the same response: "Yeah, no thanks". I do dislike most children. Most are just as loud and obnoxious as what people make you believe teenagers are, though when you get down to it, both have your incredibly annoying ones here and there, and both have ones that aren't as annoying. I honestly don't hate all kids, just the few screaming ones who just always tend to get on your nerves. 
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