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If you don't worship animals, you are a humanaboo. by Little-rolling-bean If you don't worship animals, you are a humanaboo. by Little-rolling-bean
I am sick of people bawwing about humanaboos. Stuff like "bawww hoomanaboos r deh wrst aboos thr iz!". I have never seen a humanaboo before, and I am not denying their existence, but people who are being accused of being one, are not one. 

So far, as what I have seen, a "humanaboo" is:

Someone who supports animal welfare than rights.
Supports hunting or any other legal and important acts of animal exploitation.
Who is anti-animalaboo.
Someone who likes being human.
Who does not kiss animals asses.
Who thinks humans>animals.
Who does not blame the human every time he or she is killed/injured by an animal. 

And I think this is stupid. If humanaboos did exist, they would be like any other aboo. Who is not a real lover of the animal and is ignorant about it, also does not know how to debate. 

Example of a real humanaboo: 
Who does not any good to human society, no donations to any charities and does not do any good deeds. 
Supports all acts of animal cruelty because they think humans own the world (poaching, beastality, etc) 
Is spiteful and cannot debate.
Is like any animalaboo, just human.

I have seen a wolfaboo say "BAWW HUMANABOO" to someone who made a "I love humans" stamp. Gee, if you are against humanaboos so much, then why do you make out wolfaboos are so innocent? If I am a humanaboo for caring about humanity and not wanting to kill MURDER every single one on the planet (like how your oh so holy wolfaboos preach) then damn I wanna be a  humanaboo!

You say humanaboos are the worst of aboos? What is worse? Supporting wolf hunting or supporting the murder of thousands of humans with loving families? 

If you chose the first choice, you are a sick fuck. Why don't you throw a party for the fact the cure for cancer has not been found? I bet Hitler was your idol! 

Sorry if not supporting murder and hating the ones who do is very OFFENSIVE to you. 

If humanaboos DO exist, they will be like the second example. Not the first. Shut up treehumpers. 

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TheHeartlessBastard Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  New member
If simply thinking wolfs>humans makes one a wolfaboo, then simply thinking humans>wolfs makes one a humanaboo. It doesn't work somehow differently.
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not really. For the fact we are humans, and thinking humans>animals/wolves is simply for survival. Wanting to live does not make us humanaboos. Wolves > humans is saying we should toss away our need to survive to kiss the wolves asses.
LookAtMyLittlePoneh Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Here's my theory on where the -aboo prefix comes from:…
Paraceratherium Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014
Value human life not human livelihoods, because "livelihoods" are a human abstract and concept. A guy may end up living in squalor, but he should at least take comfort that he's alive. When you're alive you can at least pick yourself up by your boot straps and start over.
Nuclearzeon2 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
I'd say a "humanaboo" would be someone who thinks that human beings are the only ones that deserve to live, and that the other animals just exist for us to eat.

I hate animalaboos too, especially wolfaboos, but you can go too far in either direction. I try to remain neutral.
Morlord Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
i agreed. ^^
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is a humanaboo, correct. People use the term wrong, I was called a humanaboo for not finding human extinction the greatest idea ever.
Jaguar24 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Thank god I don't worship animals and I don't like people(most people I have met)
Morlord Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
same here
What if animals are humanaboos?
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