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Children should be seen and not worshipped. by Little-rolling-bean Children should be seen and not worshipped. by Little-rolling-bean
Warning, rant.


I hate children. I don't mind the quiet, mature ones, but the screaming little shits I despise. Ive always disliked children. I disliked children even when I was a child. 
(Right at this moment now mum brings out a diary I had when I was 10, saying I wanna be a preschool teacher) 
Me: shut up I hate them now! 

:icontruestoryplz: 

I hate how people treat children like little angels. Like they are sooo special and if you think otherwise, you are automatically heartless. Everything must be censored for the children, everything must be child friendly, children get everything for free, children do stupid shit and never get in trouble, children must not be banned in places, children children children

children

children

children!!


I am so sick of children! There is going to be an article on Today Tonight about an apartment block banning children. They are saying how its bad. As they were asking the man why, you heard them SCREAMING in the back! Well, people have the right to ban children, some people wanna rent a unit away from screaming little shits. But nooo, who cares about the people that want peace and quiet? The children are more important! The children always come first! Even if the child screams the shit out of your ear, they can. You know why! They are children! They can do whatever the fuck they like! 

My nan had a head injury last year. She had to have a head operation to stop a bleed. When she first came out to the shops again, geuss what? THE CHILDREN ALMOST KNOCKED HER INTO A TABLE! THOSE BLOODY OH SO INNOCENT CHILDREN COULD OF KILLED HER!! FUCK YOU CHILD WORSHIPPERS, MY NAN IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR SNOTTY CHILDREN!

*explodes*
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WindySilver Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, it's annoying when children get away with the wrongs they've done on purpose even though they understand (or at least are in an age in which they are supposed to understand). The worst is when the bullies get away with their deeds.

Seriously, I don't mind children when they behave themselves, but when they scream, don't behave and such... that's when I feel like a stormcloud is forming right above my head from the smoke that comes secondhand from my pissed off, overheating brain.
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Zetsubouei Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
I agree with you. I'm a teen now and when I was a kid I was quiet and preferred to stay by myself and do my own thing (draw,read etc.) in a room alone (this makes me sound like such a loner)when I wasn't with friends. My auntie has two kids (a 3 year old and a 6) and they are the most irritating little shits. There parents are well off on cash so they buy everything and let the kids have whatever they desire (including my stuff if I have something they want) to keep them quiet. They also let the younger one get away with throwing a chair at my dog and smashing my internet router. And they always use the same excuse 'oh they're just kids, they don't understand'. They both understand frickin English! You should teach them its not nice to throw someone's iphone in a swimming pool with a smile on their face. Srsly the kid said 'uh-oh' before throwing the phone in the pool before tossing it deliberately!

I never want kids. I will keep pets, but not kids.
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BokkaTHfoxrabbit Featured By Owner 1 day ago
That has to suck. My little sister is just like that too.
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AwesomeSauce5Yolo Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
I agree about this. People in my church do this a lot. Every time I see that, I feel like I could crap out a live grenade.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Writer
If I had a child/baby then my home would be like a concentration camp but worse with discipline and better for living.
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SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know why, but I love your rants. C:
Probably cuz I agree with pretty much 75% of them
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago  Student
That one time, when my grandmother, her boyfriend, and I were at this pizza restaurant, this couple with two little kids came in and they sat at the table by ours. These little kids kept getting up from their seats over and over again to look through the window at the pizzas being made. It was annoying! They kept on doing that even when their pizza was on their table ready to be eaten. And their parents didn't do anything to stop them! I even lost a bit of my appetite when my pizza came to my table. :/ And my grandmother said to her boyfriend with a chuckle, "Look at the cute kids that are looking through the window to watch the pizzas being made!" and I whispered to my grandmother, "They need to be told to sit down and eat." Then my grandmother said, "Hm."

Now when I was around the kids' age, I just colored while waiting for the food and I just ate the food when it was ready to be eaten.

It makes me wonder if discipline exists anymore. :(
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Writer
Discipline doesn't probably exist.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats not as bad as what I experienced. I like to win plush toys in skill claws to give to the homeless children for Christmas. Once I was in an arcade and put my coin in the slot. A kid ran over and turned the machine at the wall so I would not win a plush :stare: 

he was lucky I was in a good mood or else he would have gotten a telling off!
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student
What a rotten little douchebag that kid was. -~-

I would have told him off either way. :P
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Plus the machine I played was like, very rigged. I never win from it, so I thought I was not gonna win anyways. 

But still, they had the cheek to waste my money like that and deny a potential plushie for the homeless. The he looked up cutely like those bastard toddlers do. 
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago  Student
I could never win from them.

:roll: Like I said, he's a rotten little douchebag. I would say to him, "-_- You think this is funny?! If I was your mother, I would punish you!" in a stern, angry tone.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
same. Or I could say "I am telling your mother!"
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FemaleJester1212 Featured By Owner Edited 6 days ago  Student
But then if you told his mother you would most likely get the "BAAAWWW, HEZ ONLY *insert age here*! HE DUN KNO ANY BETTUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" comment. -~-
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I wouldnt tell the mother.
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MarianaErwin555 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
Sorry but I disagree with this stamp. Sorry. And you can slam me your s--- whatever you want.
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SweetLittleDaisy Featured By Owner Edited Jan 17, 2015   Digital Artist
I was at a birthday party earlier and I was in the bounce house.Some annoying ass weirdo little girl started to cling on my legs and asked me for ten bucks.:stare:I tried to tell her to stop but she wouldn't listen...And then outta nowhere some asshole little boy started to push and punch me...For NO reason!I got so pissed I said I was gonna tell their mothers they started making excuses and my sister she said "baww theyre juzt kidz"I said,"That's no excuse,they should know how to behave.".'bawww they only 3 or 4 they dont know any better."I said,"Then why don't their parents TEACH them any better?"Then she told me to go away...
I hate how people get so defensive over kids when they misbehave.I mean,those insane ass kids were literally beating me up!
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Ph1n3a5and77 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So kids can punch and cling on to strangers, nothing happens, yet teenagers get grounded for 2 hours when they break something, apologize, and fix it?
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SweetLittleDaisy Featured By Owner 6 days ago   Digital Artist
I know right?Kids always get away with everything,even when they really deserve a punishment.I wanted to smack those kids so hard,but I knew I'll get in huge trouble for that.
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Jaguar24 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 15, 2015
My mom keeps pestering me saying she wants kids from me
Sorry Mom, your kids are going to be damn bearded dragons!
Also, i remember, my grade 8 math teacher, who has a 2 year old daughter, wrote notes on the board for us to copy, his daughter came (it's common for toddlers and kids to come, but shouldn't be allowed in a classroom) and he allowed her to draw on the board. Bitch, we are writing, take her out of the classroom until math is FINISHED
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
She should respect your choices. If she had kids just to get grankids then she would be fucked up lol.

let me guess, he expected you to finish the math while the crotchdumpling was scribbling on it?
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Jaguar24 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
She expecta kids from ALL 4 of us.

Yep, he did. I didn't have my glasses then so it was hard for me to see.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What a dickhead
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Rockyrailroad578 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Xbox Live in a Nutshell
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Gotta-moo-up Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Ahh, I slightly remember my childhood, I used to follow my parents with my hands folded behind my back, I was quite despite being tired and legs sore to hell from walking. But I had to walk along my sister who was the usual infant in a store. Loud, bawling and red all over. Welp there's my childhood retold in the simplest of ways.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel so sorry for you :(
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yup.
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JaredRenoir Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
Children should be treated like commoners and not angels if you ask me.
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Music-Lovette123 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you. I hate them too, expect ho I'm related to. 

But atleast you don't have to ride the taxi whit these fucking children ho screams alot...
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
wow
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Music-Lovette123 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its living hell there. 

And apperntly, I'm someones wife
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wtf
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jojo72627262 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hitler use to be a child.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Legasp
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bluefoxycat Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I never liked kids much. When I used to be a playleader (Year 6, I am British, thanks.) at my school, I actually put my foot up to a kid to get them to stop chasing me. And I get the fucking blame for it.

If I ever adopt a kid, I will literally shout at them for doing something wrong and not apologizing.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Writer
You'd be a LOT better parent than some failures that have the audacity to call themselves parents.
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bluefoxycat Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aye... I s'pose so...
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Writer
It happened with me last night. I was being pestered by a child of about 7 or 8 years old so I tried to stop him annoying me and what do I get? Nothing! That's what I get. All I get is "Don't you think you should know better at 17?" Well guess what? As a matter of fact I do know better. And judging by what would have happened it's far more effective than the "They don't know any better." Or "Tell someone about it" card. They don't know because you don't teach them and talking to them isn't going to do a lot of good, is it?

Telling an adult about a problem solves nothing.
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bluefoxycat Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the same problem with bullying. I'd rather be in a strict as motherfucking hell school than in one that allows kids to do whatever the fuck they like.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 3 days ago   Writer
If only there was someone like Gradgrind or Miss Trunchbull in a primary school...
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bluefoxycat Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aye...
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 2 days ago   Writer
Specifically a primary school.
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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bluefoxycat Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or threaten to bring back the cane.

--Bluefoxycat is an evil bastard of a lady and should not be trusted with any weaponry, guns, sticklike objects, coconuts or coke.--
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Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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DogHeartsKoala Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
I LOVE all these child stamps thank you <3
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FunnyFurryFox Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I really hate babies! I have seen pieces of my dogs' crap cuter than one of those drooling poop machines! I took a CPR class a couple of weeks ago and we had to learn how to save a choking child... So when the teacher was telling us how he said "So we do this so when little Jimmy chokes on a marble or a coin" then I raised my hand and said "Do I have to save a baby? Because I have had it with them!" I got flamed :(
My old friend's family stayed at my home a few years ago.. I didn't mind giving up my room, mostly because I liked to sleep on futons at the time. So I went home from school once and did you know what I see!? I saw my pet snail, dying, with a hole the size of a thumb and I found out that it was my friend's younger brother's fault! And her little toddler sister drew on my computer screen AND my favorite dinosaur enclyclopedia! Then I caught the toddler getting ready to draw on a library book with a pen! So I smacked the pen out of her hand (And this is like a soft hit, good enough to let the girl know that it was a no-no) and grabbed the book out of her hands. My mom got mad at me and I cried saying "What if she drew all over it and the library banned me because of her!?" then my mom said "She is just a little kid! She didn't know better"
Call me unfair but the girl should have known... because it was the parents' job to watch her, not mine! And ever tried to watch your favorite show (Which was very bloody for a cartoon show) and try to not let them watch it so you wouldn't get blamed for the kid's nightmares?
I prefer dogs over babies... At least your dogs don't puke on you and laugh about it!
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Writer
I kind of like babies but not when they throw a tantrum and I MEAN a tantrum.
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